These Posts About Birds Were Too Funny To Keep To Ourselves
There's something about birds that's just inherently hilarious. These little creatures just have silly faces and adorable personalities. It's a winning combination. Some of these posts feature household pets, while others showcase the most majestic birds of prey in the animal kingdom. There's one thing all of these birds have in common, though: they are all comedy gold.
Keep reading to see the tiniest bird, the swaggiest bird, love birds, and birds without a care in the world.
About To Strike
This photo was taken right before disaster struck. Well, we're not sure if we'd call this a disaster. It was probably just a love bite. He's really going for that ear, though.
An Owl Burrito
This adorable owl is all wrapped up in a towel so the people taking care of him can weigh him without him flying away. We can't tell you how happy we are that this picture exists.
A New Surveillance System
So does this mean that surveillance systems are now going with low-tech options? Have they outsourced their security to the birds? These guys are on the watch, and they won't let anything get past them.
Speaking Of Surveillance...
This photo brings a whole new meaning to the term "birdwatching." In this case, the bird is watching us. This bird may not be a hawk, but he can sure watch like one.
Out Of Control
This photo was taken the moment this owl shook his head, but it looks like his head is spinning out of control. Owls can turn their heads all the way around, but not quite like this.
A Windy Day
This bird looks like he's having a bad hair day. It's not his fault. The wind was just particularly gusty when this photo was taken. He's having his Beyoncé fan moment.
This Danny Devito Seagull
Is it just me, or does this seagull look an awful lot like Danny Devito? They have the same hair! None of the other seagulls on this beach look like Danny Devito. Just this one.
A Shy Bird
The sign on this bird's cage says that he's still a bit shy. That's why he's tentatively looking out at us from behind that very sign. We think Marley is probably less shy than he's letting on.
A Welcome Interruption
This owl interrupted this couple's wedding, so now it looks like this beautiful bride is marrying a man with an owl for a head. Would that really be the worst thing in the world, though?
Lost Bird
This "found bird" sign is absolutely hilarious. Sure, this bird was found, but it's not like anybody lost him. Although, if somebody claims this pigeon, maybe he'll become a house bird.
Armed And Dangerous
Well, it's time to run for the hills because this little green parrot has found a pair of scissors, and we're not sure what she's going to do with them.
Security Measures
Apparently, this bird tried to unlock his owner's phone. He didn't have much luck, but he put in a good 10 minutes worth of effort. He couldn't figure out the passcode.
Asleep On The Job
Is there anything more adorable in this world than this parrot asleep on his owner's shoulder? If he was a pirate's bird, he'd probably be fired for sleeping on the job.
Twinsies
This absolutely gorgeous bird looks exactly like this delicious tie-dye popsicle. The resemblance is uncanny. Who do you think wore it best? The answer obviously the bird. He's a little bit insulted that you were even considering the popsicle for a second.
The Perfect Winged Liner
If you've ever tried to achieve a perfect winged liner makeup look, you know how hard it is to get both of those wings to match. These wings are always perfect.
Nature Vs. Technology
When it comes to fights of nature vs. technology, nature always wins. We hope that drone wasn't expensive. It does kind of look expensive, though. At least somebody caught this moment on camera.
Melting Ducks
You've probably heard the term "sitting duck," but what about "melting duck"? These ducks are doing more than sitting. They're basically melting off of that ledge. It is kind of cute, though.
The Tiniest Visitor
This tiny hummingbird paid a visit to this person's backyard. He looks so small on that big patio chair. We love how he's sitting right in the middle of the chair like it belongs to him.
2020 America
If the bald eagle is a symbol of America, then this particular bald eagle is a symbol of America in 2020. He's covered in dirt, he's all alone, and he doesn't look very happy.
A Real-Life Disney Princess
Apparently, in real life, Disney princesses sometimes have full beards. This man got a hummingbird to land right on his hand. It's so little and cute! What tune did he whistle to get this to happen?
Going For A Ride
This cat decided to hitch a ride on a Canada goose, and the goose didn't seem to mind. Now the cat is pretty much stuck until the goose decides to swim to shore.
Keeping Warm
This little yellow bird snuggled up to her owner's coffee mug to keep warm on a cold winter morning. She got so comfy that she fell asleep in the handle.
The Whole Bed To Himself
This little bird thinks that it's perfectly acceptable to occupy an entire bed. It doesn't matter that he needs a fraction of that space. He's claiming the whole fluffy pillow for himself.
An Unlikely Friendship
This cat was minding her own business when a little chickadee stopped by to say hello. The chickadee landed right on her back and stayed there for a few minutes before flying off again.
A Combo, No Chicken Nuggets
This cockatoo is rolling up to the McDonald's drive-thru to order her usual combo meal with a side of fries. She never gets the chicken nuggets, though. That would just be wrong.
Love Birds
These two little birds seem to be enjoying their candlelit cuddle. It doesn't get much cozier or more romantic than looking deep into each other's eyes while keeping warm under some washcloths.
The Ultimate Swag
If this isn't the coolest bird you've ever seen in your life, you must hang around some pretty out of this world cool birds. This photo looks like it could be this bird's album cover.
What Nice Pantaloons
It looks like these two vultures are showing each other their pantaloons. Why are their legs so fluffy? This is such an amazing photo. Whoever took it deserves some kind of award.
He Was A Sk8er Boi
She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her. But she's wearing a muffin tin liner as a tutu, so what does she know about what's good for her?
